Magdelene

She was a horrible nag,
she’d interrupt
mid conversation.

She would complain
about being hot, and then being cold,
inside of five minutes.
“I need a jacket, can I have your jacket, I’m really cold can I have your jacket its cold in here!”

She was a hypochondriac,
always sniveling and mumbling
about something she was coming
down with.

At 22, she was getting on
in years.

I was told by a friend
that I need to put my bitchy girlfriend
out to pasture.

If she were a cow she could
roam the fields getting fat
eating grass.

Then I could butcher the cow
and have hundreds of steaks and hamburgers.

I could wine and dine a new girlfriend
with steak dinners for years.